Tumbleweed

Going for a little drive, we ran into an old "HMV Wall of Shamer" biking away that we dubbed Tumbleweed. He's this crotchety old man that scuttles around rambling about Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard. He was biking downtown and we pulled up beside him and he seemed to be talking to himself so I took the liberty of rolling down my window to hear what he was saying. He had this device attached to his bike and someone was talking to him, so he had a valid excuse for his vocal banter.

Now the thing that really validated that he is a complete crack pot is that this device was a radio and he was listening to someone preach the bible (and Tumbleweed was talking back to the preacher)....